Thursday, March 17, 2011


I recently came upon the web series The Guild, it's absolutely hilarious. It follows a group of MMORPG players and their lives after meeting each other in real life. The writing is absolutely hilarious and delves well past the typical geek humor of most video game-centric humor. I especially love the character of Vork. He's overly frugal, constantly analyzing the cost of everything possible, and loves to operate by a strict set of rules. He's also always cooking food right next to his computer (toast, eggs, tator tots, etc.). Here are some of this best quotes: (Oh and some of these videos have bad language. So POSSIBLE NOT SAFE FOR WORK.)

Season 1 Episode 5

At 2:50 you see Vork's excellent mathematics. "Cheese Gouging!"

Season 3 Episode 2

I love Vork's commentary on the formation of a "line" at 1:25.

Season 3 Episode 10

At 3:10, just nonsense.

Season 2 Episode 6

As an added bonus, from 3:45 to 4:10 is my favorite quote in the entire series. I just can't get over it.

"I don't participate in shoddy craftmanship! Use the stencil! Do it!"

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